Tonight I had the pleasure of meeting my mums self proclaimed “Musician” friend, Troy.
Troy sings in and produces his band called Buddha Does Metal.
Troy began to tell me that his band will make it big due to how controversial the name is and because the sound they are going for is Progressive Trance Metal.
Troy gave me two tips for making music: “Firstly, make lots of merchandise and marketing schemes. Secondly, make it about something, like make it say something you know? My songs are about the government, the illuminati and my ex wife.”
Shut up, Troy. You cunt.