I got bored and made a video collaboration of all my snapchats I had saved on my phone. I call it Fast and the Furious 9. 

Q

Anonymous asked:

You're a very handsome man. And I swear that you're always wearing a Cursed shirt.

A

Chris Colohandsome ;)

Tonight I had the pleasure of meeting my mums self proclaimed “Musician” friend, Troy.
Troy sings in and produces his band called Buddha Does Metal.
Troy began to tell me that his band will make it big due to how controversial the name is and because the sound they are going for is Progressive Trance Metal.
Troy gave me two tips for making music: “Firstly, make lots of merchandise and marketing schemes. Secondly, make it about something, like make it say something you know? My songs are about the government, the illuminati and my ex wife.”

Shut up, Troy. You cunt.

It’s such a stubborn reminder one perfect night’s not enough.

All of my friends are so hot.

emilybreadner:

Al ready to pounce.

Get absolutely fucked to hell

Q

Anonymous asked:

You're a babe.

A

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

Dan and Ryan’s Genuine Eco-Science.

Dan and Ryan’s Genuine Eco-Science.

Sticking tight with Ryan and an alpaca.

Posting this again because it’s one of my favourite photos ever and it reminds me of the Blacklisted tour. Come back to me Blacklisted, you are my spirit animal.

Stephen, Riley and Alyse.